Okay so I wrote an article about masturbation in the school paper, and it's on the internet! WOOOOOHAAAA! :D
Happiness = me.
Instead of rewriting my glorious article, here is a link to the Phoenix news where you can peruse all of the articles, if you so desire. I highly recommend the one on vajazzling and pubic hair. Hah, vajazzle.
So yes... feast your eyes:
http://www.thephoenixnews.com/articles/34473
(and/or click on the title of this article)
FEAST THEM AGAIN:
http://www.thephoenixnews.com/articles/34473
So good you should read it twice.
Also, enjoy the picture... I wanted a picture that signified the nontabooness of self pleasure, so I think this is fairly subtle.
To answer everyone's question: this is not me. My legs aren't that smooth.
I like her underwear. Now I'm on a mission to find them. If you find them before me, message me the location and you'll win a car!
Also, word to the wise: Do not "google image" masturbation. Or at least, be warned before you do.
Masturbation: the way to stay safe, sexually speaking. :)
This is only one of the reasons why, when it's my turn to be God, you will be Eve, and all females will be spinoffs of your genes.
ReplyDeleteThat's quite the compliment.
ReplyDeleteI'll allow it.