Okay so I wrote an article about masturbation in the school paper, and it's on the internet! WOOOOOHAAAA! :D
Happiness = me.
Instead of rewriting my glorious article, here is a link to the Phoenix news where you can peruse all of the articles, if you so desire. I highly recommend the one on vajazzling and pubic hair. Hah, vajazzle.
So yes... feast your eyes:
http://www.thephoenixnews.com/articles/34473
(and/or click on the title of this article)
FEAST THEM AGAIN:
http://www.thephoenixnews.com/articles/34473
So good you should read it twice.
Also, enjoy the picture... I wanted a picture that signified the nontabooness of self pleasure, so I think this is fairly subtle.
To answer everyone's question: this is not me. My legs aren't that smooth.
I like her underwear. Now I'm on a mission to find them. If you find them before me, message me the location and you'll win a car!
Also, word to the wise: Do not "google image" masturbation. Or at least, be warned before you do.
Masturbation: the way to stay safe, sexually speaking. :)
